Funny things to think about :-)

I got this in an email from my mother-in-law. Most emails from her I delete, but this one was actually funny

I haven’t been posting because I’ve been working (and all the nasty people have appeared at my Starbucks) and knitting….damn deadlines!

Stupidest request at work so far….an older gentleman ordered a tall decaf with 1 TABLESPOON of heavy whipping cream. Do you really think that A) I actually have a measuring spoon behind the counter, and B) I’m going to measure it??? Get real!

Anyways, here’s the best of the email:

Here are a few things to think about:

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. but it’s only a “penny for
your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up
like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see
you naked anyway.

Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
window?