How to pick up an MIT engineer
1. Go to an MIT frat party and bring your 17 year old sister.
2. Discuss physics and the mathematical reasoning behind the saying “Women are evil” while drinking copious amounts of Natty Ice. Prove that you can change the equation to show that “Men are evil”.
3. Play ridiculous amounts of beer pong while drinking Natty Ice and wearing a short skirt.
4. Wear a short skirt.
5. Be interested when discussing things like hydrolic jumps at 2 in the morning in the middle of Cambridge during a downpour.
6. Laugh at his jokes.
7. Laugh at the same jokes later. And I mean word for word.
8. Give him clear guidelines and deadlines, remember social skills are not his strong point.
wow! that’s why i switched my major from civil engineering to finance. look how i turned out. i saw the light freshman year i guess. whew! that was a close call. i was this close to being a social misfit who liked little girls. lol…now i’m a banker…and one who has fun.
experienceaurie
November 16, 2006